@JPHaddadio: When I am president, it will be legal to grab the waists of slow and distracted pedestrians on cell phones and race them along.
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@Rainbowbunee: My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor.
@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@jonnysun: when u get caugt lying on ur resume but u still try to convince the interviewer that ur qualified for the job
@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.