@JPHaddadio: When I am president, it will be legal to grab the waists of slow and distracted pedestrians on cell phones and race them along.
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@TheFunnyWorId: Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway. Cannoli do so much. Now hes just a pizza history.
@korryduke: Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.