@KentWGraham: When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KevinFarzad: So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it's rude??
@truegritrumble: ME: I hate when I look in the mirror and I don’t like the person looking back. THERAPIST: That’s a window. You’re staring at our gardner, Gary.