@Adar79Angie: When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen.
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@clyderun: At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the "I have a PhD" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye.
@WheelTod: I never understood why parents teach their kids to wave at passing trains: they could do that to pedestrians or cars just as easily But if you give the finger to the people on the trains, there’s nothing they can do about it — they can’t stop. It’s that that makes trains special