@thesulk: When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.
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@Smooheed: I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'
@HatfieldAnne: “What Would Princess Diana Look Like If She Was Alive Today?” I clicked on this. Older.
@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
@MissBee73: You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing