@astutenewf: When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
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@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds
@ruinedpicnic: "anyone for turkey burgers?" turkey: well sure haha "oh, it's not a burger for turkeys" turkey: what is it then "uhh" turkey: say it