@astutenewf: When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: Pick that up! 7: Can't you? Me: You're lower to the ground 7: But you're used to doing things that aren't fun How's your summer going?
@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
@lloydrang: I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal.
@jeffswarens: Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy.