@Mike_It_Is: When I call her "Hun," it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila.
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@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
@cray_at_home_ma: Sorry I told you we should definitely hang out sometime and then didn't answer my phone for 5 years
@jonnysun: COP 1: whys there a dead scuba diver in the forest?? COP 2: easy…he was in the water they drop on forest fires WEIRD SERIAL KILLER: no no NO
@WilliamAder: A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep.