@WilliamAder: When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5.
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@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@mommy_cusses: Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously.
@DanMentos: "Ed's Plumbing" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet "ok when did your lady drop-" She didn't "Sir?" I hid it in her dessert