@GayAtHomeDad: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
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@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@IamEnidColeslaw: okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS
@korryduke: Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.