@GayAtHomeDad: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
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@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
@HollyMemphis: When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby? Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere