@GayAtHomeDad: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
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@alliejane_508: I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork.
@mrtruthandsoul: Breaking News: Scientists clone a new hybrid cantalope and cauliflower. "We call it the melon-cauli," says Dr. Noah Lot of OMG I'm so sorry
@markydoodoo: Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?