@copymama: When I die, I hope people react the way my kids do when the iPad freezes.
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@BackrowSeats: Take a deep breath. Good. Now count to 10. Right. Now slap someone in their face. Nice. Feel better?
@ibid78: [sees girl reading The Bible] "Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."
@Bob_Janke: I need a fifth of Wild Turkey, some meth, three sticks of dynamite and a Bible. I'll explain later.