@copymama: When I die, I hope people react the way my kids do when the iPad freezes.
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@realHamOnWry: According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.
@BambamVictoria: My boyfriend said to surprise him for his birthday so I moved all my stuff into his house while he was at work.
@Parker_Simpson: Studies show that people who start a sentence with "studies show..." have no clue what they're talking about