@copymama: When I die, I hope people react the way my kids do when the iPad freezes.
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@GrantTanaka: Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you.
@EyeSeeYou619: If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
@dmc1138: I saw a sign that said FREE PUPPIES. I don’t know what crime they’re accused of, but I sure hope they get a fair trial.
@JennyPentland: I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.