@Blarebare: When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days.
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@hipchkk: Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital.
@_davidlucas_: *At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G
@M3lissaMcDonald: I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time.
@weinerdog4life: How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.