@Blarebare: When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days.
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@TheEighthKnight: Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead
@summerofbenny: "I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure." - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently.
@Darlainky: If your gym clothes don't have sweat stains, I have just one question for you..... ...what detergent are you using?
@PinkCamoTO: *interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here.