@PersianCeltic: When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network "HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"
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@GibJimson: If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at.
@heidi420x: You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
@Samzen_: All girls love surprises. I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women.