@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
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@DirtMcTurd: [Watching "House Hunters"] Jen is a housewife works on her art all day, her husband Tim manages a Taco Bell. Tim: Our budget is $4 million
@WilliamAder: Someone tweeted today that they were "29-ish" and I didn't know you could "ish" 15 years.
@zwina_summer: Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work.