@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
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@angelunatic_: Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable
@OfficialMizGin: Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.