@meganamram: When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies
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@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.
@bonehugsnirony: Being goth is hard. The curse on your boss is not working. Ravens are impossible to train. Deodorant marks on your black clothes. Ugh.
@Storminika: I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open.