@theDUDE___: When I die , I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
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@shkeeber: My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages.
@Book_Krazy: [interview] HIM: What are your strengths? ME: Well, I can see dead people. HIM: Wow, interesting. Any hobbies? ME: Grave digging
@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
@ssholeEric: Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"