@donni: When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it
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@withanewname: Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other
@amydillon: My life these days is basically the "before" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop.
@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well