@donni: When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it
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@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange.
@protolalia: It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again.
@_Pandy: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them