@bridger_w: When I die, instead of being cremated or buried, I'd like my body to be thrown out of a tree onto a group of teens
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@BberrySurprise: "I do not negotiate with terrorists!" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children.
@gentilecoont: Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with.
@GrillinChillin9: I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings.