@FormerGrunt: When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.
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@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?
@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?