@FormerGrunt: When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.
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@Home_Halfway: GOD: [continuing to make humans] Make some of them think running is fun ANGEL: This is just sick, I can't watch this
@semple42: I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed.
@tpurvis06: Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.
@KevinFarzad: So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it's rude??