@briangaar: When I die, my last thought will probably be "Man that falcon looks pissed."
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@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@DanMentos: "There's Dave" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and "f" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled "Diary of an frank"]