@briangaar: When I die, my last thought will probably be "Man that falcon looks pissed."
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@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
@awkwardphilippe: [enter password] ForrestGump [password not strong enough] ForrestGumpAfterHeGrewThatSweetBeard
@llvvzz: Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.
@amandajpanda: I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine.