@SamuelMoen: When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river
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@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
@tiReynard: My snack didn't taste very good. Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough.
@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.