@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
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@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
@djdarrellripley: I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something.
@adamjest: *makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*
@TrueTorontoGirl: Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing.