@I_Bl33d_Purple: When I die, someone, please attend my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper and just stand there and don't say a word. Thanks.
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@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.
@1evilidiot: Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight.
@SatansTongue: *Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks "How coach" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*