@I_Bl33d_Purple: When I die, someone, please attend my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper and just stand there and don't say a word. Thanks.
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@iGreenMonk: Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
@dubstep4dads: i bet the first guy to say "smooth as a babies bottom" wasnt the most respected man in the community
@fro_vo: Wife: we have to get rid of these ants Me: if u don't look at them they disappear Wife: that's ignorant Me: i know the technical term linda
@garrydavenport: Thinking of my mother at Christmas, looking down on me. She's not dead, just very condescending.