@1BigMick: When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work.
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@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"
@markydoodoo: Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that.