@ItalianBratikus: When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered.
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@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
@RefractReality: In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word "average" is between easy and hard.
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
@AmishPornStar1: Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."