@sarah1mc: When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, "Wow, I can't believe it took so long."
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@meladoodle: Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...
@Disalmanac: Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it.
@zacharyflynn: One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway.
@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.