@sarah1mc: When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, "Wow, I can't believe it took so long."
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@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@Kryzazy: I thought I saw a spider on the floor...Turns out it was a paper clip. It's dead now. No need to panic.
@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.