@ScreaminZeman: When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service.
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@skankymunter: Dear Humans. Chicken soup is not good for the soul, weed is. Yours truly. The Chickens.
@MikeOdenthal: Think about how many variations of apple there would be had they not mercy-killed the pineapple guy before he could name more fruits
@CubanaMama82: I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
@SuperApple80: The hardest part of being an astronaut would probably be the constant smell of poop in my spacesuit any time something went slightly wrong.