@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shashaintl: 10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room.
@CruisinSoozan: Sometimes I shock myself with the smart shit that comes out of my mouth then other times I try to start the microwave with my debit card PIN