@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
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@Cheeseboy22: I've been refilling the same Evian water bottle for 6 months. So many people think I'm rich.
@eminmien: "Welcome, Mr. Bond." I say, spinning around on my chair. My elbow catches the glass on the table and spills water all over my death ray.