@Rollinintheseat: When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there.
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@postcrunk: is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?
@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.
@OfficialMizGin: I’m not afraid of spiders. I’m afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer.
@thetobbie: The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...