@samuelhlowe: When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
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@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@shaztaberry: I am going to the Antique Roadshow. Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.
@MiddleageM: Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet
@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.