@samuelhlowe: When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dave_cactus: ME: I had to fix dad's computer after the power surge. HER: Motherboard? ME: No, she was watching TV.
@DomesticGoddss: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
@That_Matt2: You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes..