@AntF3ltz: When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo.
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@CroweJam: My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again.
@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
@JoParkerBear: It's always uncomfortable when someone says you might be their soulmate, and you have to tell them you don't have a soul.
@shawnspree: Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?