@shatterpants: When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers.
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@tastefactory: Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds
@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies
@Nikky_Gin: Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth