@Julie_McGann1: I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun.

@SkinnerSteven: [kitchen] "Please pass the bee-nut butte-" *wife glares* "-the honey"

@Sheila_Mac420: Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously.

@SnackMomSyndrom: If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say "like"

@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.