@tastefactory: Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds

@FrancescaDykes: Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.

@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies

@Nikky_Gin: Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth

@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.