@samthe8th: When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.
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@lasergirl70: I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@pungodly: Apparently "I don't like scary movies," is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.
@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians