@samthe8th: When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.
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@ojedge: [puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]
@SkipsAhoi: I've had to walk past this monstrosity every day for the last few weeks and it's really taking a toll.
@PostCultRev: "Clue" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up.
@SteveKoehler22: *Brings weed to church picnic* What ? The invitation clearly said : "Pot luck; bring something to pass."