@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.
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@mexinonblonde: I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
@bidenandobama: Biden: we could call it "Real Talk With Joebama" Obama: do you even know how to make a podcast, Joe?
@aveuaskew: My neighbors have been calling for their cat for 15 minutes. I've been meowing out the window for 30.