@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.
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@StormErika: People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work.
@beefman138: If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."
@riscfuture: Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.