@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.
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@Matt_the_1st: Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
@einaregilsson: MC HAMMER: U can't touch this! ... U can't touch this! MASSAGE THERAPIST: Please just let me do my job Mr. Hammer! MC HAMMER: U can't tou...
@scorpicpanda: Contrary to popular belief, people will still try to talk to you if you are wearing reindeer antlers.
@squirrel74wkgn: I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing.