@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.
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@earnestaugust: If Domino's was smart, they'd randomly call me asking if they should send over a pizza because the answer would always be yes.
@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.