@nachosarah: when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak
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@iwearaonesie: wife *sees chair* [thinking] That would look great with the new rug in the living room me *sees chair* [thinking] Chair
@DillDoes: *throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright
@RyanAndrewMitch: I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME.