@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
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@underrateDad: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 4,917 times and you're probably my kids.
@MomOnFire: Stop talking. They are staring at you. You are saying bizarre things. -An Inner Monologue
@Mikecanrant: *Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* "You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"