@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
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@kirkfox: I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty.
@ABurgerADay: What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?
@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
@shariv67: If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working.