@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.
@Heronhell: I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*
@jctwritesstuff: Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this! Him: Does it matter that much? Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?
@mjkspeaks: [job interview] How did you lose your last job? "I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.