@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
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@pharmasean: You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine
@shutupmikeginn: friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive
@AtticusFinch79: ME: what's wrong with my dog VET: he appears perfectly healthy ME: i give him a stick and he just stares at it VET: ... ME: even if I go long, he refuses to throw it