@itsdivbaby: when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, "yeaa...at the grocery store."
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@frogshack: [in the car with the wife] *I take both hands off the wheel* Wife: Thank you, that was making it very hard for me to drive
@spikeWilton67: Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant.