@smedlee: When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.
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@weinerdog4life: My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush.
@AimeeHelene1: CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*
@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.