@Elizasoul80: When I misplace something and you say "where did you have it last" I feel like you don't know what misplace means.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying.
@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
@vanderwangwe: Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too.
@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.