@birbigs: If someone writes you a long email that ends with "Thoughts?" just reply "Nope."

@ibid78: WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about

@copymama: I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.

@StellaRtwot: When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."

@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."