@Lisa_Laughs_: When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
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@WaluigiLover: My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid.
@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
@noog: *playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave.