@Lisa_Laughs_: When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
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@DraggingFeeties: "Your meal is being prepared and should be delivered in 30-45 minutes" Perfect. Just enough time to eat a sleeve of Oreos.
@ForEllieSylvia: M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now
@Jay16282: The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.