@Lisa_Laughs_: When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
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@rcromwell4: Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.
@offbeatoliv: Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is "guilt" I pretty much have it in the bag.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!