@karencreets: When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle
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@connorhannigan4: high school is like a free trial on education and once you’ve graduated they say “now if you want to continue pay $100,000”
@mommy_cusses: My kid sure is great at picking up Easter eggs for someone who suffers arm paralysis whenever I ask him to clean up his toys.
@chuuew: THERAPIST: Your notes say that you "scare easily" and are "quite disagreeable". ME: *from behind the couch* That's not true.