@WeissBrandon: When I see a couple and the women's pregnant. I always walk up and YELL "why don't you tell him who is really the father." and walk away
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@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
@Chumpstring: genie: you have three wishes me: make firemen ugly genie: you got it me: instead of sliding down a pole make them climb out of a well genie: ok me: take the big ladder off their truck genie: dude what’s your problem
@bryanmcc74: You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !