@RobElliottComic: When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper "We can make it look like a suicide" and wink
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@SouthrnPinUpMom: I wonder which woman said..... "yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@VodkaShorebird: "You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive
@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues.