@SonOfCha: When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free.
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@GinGander: I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. "My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather," she said.
@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers.
@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.