@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.
@TankCesar: How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
@blade_funner: [holding a device in my hand that contains the accumulated knowledge of mankind] *search* Panda...playing...ukulele
@topaz_kell: Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
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