@AbbeYaar: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write "WASH ME" on her face.
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@DaddyJew: You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout "police emergency" and run away
@Moldy_Jellybean: Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.