@AbbeYaar: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write "WASH ME" on her face.
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@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
@LipstickSpice: I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said "Come back soon".
@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.