@AbbeYaar: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write "WASH ME" on her face.
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@AndrewChamings: genie: are you sure? me: just do it *my dog winks and gives me a fist bump for the third time*
@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?
@salmarch79: I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
@Fenyris: I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional.