@AbbeYaar: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write "WASH ME" on her face.
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@EtobicokeErnie: My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting.
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
@hazelmotes1: "They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears