@jessokfine: When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree.
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@NormsRespecter: Just remembered that time on here that a British person complained about how all other countries have an independence day and the United Kingdom doesn't
@Seinfeld2000: Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball
@Ilovelamp1979: One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk.