@FuttyNudgekins: When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?
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@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.
@AimeeHelene1: *goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience