@MrJohnNorris: WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY
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@joeljeffrey: I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock.
@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.