@ka_unplugged: When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available
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@Petote: Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*
@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?