@ka_unplugged: When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available
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@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
@Broo_Swain: idaho is my favorite state that sounds like a woman who's comfortable with her own sexual indiscretions
@mommajessiec: My kids got to meet a fireman at dinner last night. How and why they got to meet a fireman is not important.
@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not