@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
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@Sakshi9998: game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies.
@Mikecanrant: I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
@QwertyJones3: [phone rings] "Hello?" Hi, is your refrigerator running? "WTF?" ...well Hillary is! Hi, I'd like to talk to you about the Clinton campaign.