@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
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@bobvulfov: [car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that